nail nest - Screwing up your toes on the couch and leaving a pile of dea

Screwing up your toes on the couch and leaving a pile of dead nails on the coffee table so your partner has to deal with it when they wake up.

I just nailed my toes on the couch and left a mountain of dead nails on the table. Good luck, lover.

I was picking my toes at 3 a. m. and now my partner is going to kill me in the morning.

I turned my toes into a war zone and left the evidence on the table for my partner to find.