Nail Log
A Canadian bar fight in disguise. You hit a nail into a log. If you fail, you drink. If you drink, you fight. If you fight, you die.
I hit the nail. My friend missed. He drank. Now he’s fighting me. I’m dead.
The nail went in. I got drunk. I threw a chair. I got banned.
Nail Log is just a fancy name for a bar brawl that ends with a log and a punch.