nail clippers
A thing you might use to trim your nails, but sometimes you just end up looking like a confused lobster.
My mom tried to clip my nails and now I have half-moons on my fingers and a bruise on my wrist.
I used my dog’s nail clippers and now my thumb is bleeding and I’m crying.
My brother said he was going to clip his nails, then I heard a scream and a swear word that made the dog run away.
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