nail a brick
When you hit a nail so hard into a brick it sounds like a donkey got kicked by a brick wall. Usually happens when a blonde tries to fix a house and uses a spatula like it’s a weapon.
My sister tried to nail a brick and broke her spatula. Now she’s crying on the floor.
That blonde girl nailed a brick so hard, the neighbors thought the house was on fire.
He tried to nail a brick with a spoon and now his hand looks like a sausage.