Naijism
Naijism is like the old-school Nigerian religion, full of ghosts, gods, and people who think your mom is watching you from the afterlife. It’s the reason your uncle still sacrifices a goat every time you fail a test.
My grandma said my exam failure was a sign from the gods. I said, 'I don’t want a sign, I want a grade.'
My cousin got cursed by a priest because he said he didn’t believe in the afterlife.
I tried to leave Naijism, but my mom said I had to come back for the family inheritance.