Naijism
Naijism is a stupid fake religion made up by Naija that everyone thinks they belong to but only the cool ones actually do. It’s all about pretending you’re calm when you’re really screaming inside.
Bro, I’m a full-blown Naijist, but I still got mad when my cousin ate my last jollof rice.
My aunt tried to convert me to Naijism with a plate of amala and a lecture about destiny.
I said I was a Naijist, but the priest asked me to name my inner peace. I said, 'My credit score.'