naihomy
A Naihomy is the most perfect person on Earth, except when they’re being a total nightmare. They can talk you out of your worst days and then make you regret it.
She told me my ex was a ‘disgrace to humanity’ and then made me text him.
At my lowest point, she showed up with a beer and a middle finger.
She made me laugh so hard I cried and then made me text my mom.