naigeia
A hot person with a butt like a donut. They’re kind, but only if you don’t make them mad. They’re tall, smart, and always have a sarcastic comment ready. They’re broke, but they’ll still try to buy you a drink.
I’m not your friend. I’m just your free drink provider.
You said my butt was a donut. I’m now your enemy.
I’m broke, but I’ll still buy you a soda.