Naiethan
Naiethan is the kind of guy who will flirt with your mom just to get a free sandwich. He’s not perfect, but he tries, even if his attempts look like a toddler’s scribble.
He DM’d my mom, 'Can I have a sandwich? I’ll flirt with you.'
He tried to help me with my homework, but it looked like he was solving a math problem with his fingers.
He said he’d help me move, then ran away when he saw the couch.