Naicy
A Naicy is a total loser who thinks they're awesome but is actually a brain-dead mess. They're mad there's only like three other Naicy's in the world and hate when people say Nancy instead of their real name.
Naicy: 'I'm so cool.' Me: 'You walked into a wall.'
Naicy: 'Why is no one else a Naicy?' Me: 'Because you're a weirdo.'
Naicy: 'I'm not Nancy.' Me: 'You just said Nancy.'