Naib Subedar
A fake survivor who costs more than your lunch money. He’s gloomy, grumpy, and smells like old socks. No one likes him, but he keeps showing up.
He charges 3048 clues for a job, and he still smells like a trash can.
He shows up looking like he just lost his best friend and his job.
He’s so gloomy, he makes the clouds look happy.