Nahyla
Nahyla is a Cuban mami who can solve math problems faster than you can say 'bless you.' She’s so beautiful she could make a math test look good. She’s like a walking trophy with a PhD and a side of sass.
Nahyla called my dog a 'walking snack' and gave my brother a 5/10 for his dating profile.
She told my uncle he was a 'man-shaped disaster' and then bought him a new suit.
Nahyla cried because I got a better grade than her and called me a 'math traitor.'