Nahyla
Nahyla is a Cuban mami who’s so smart she could probably solve world hunger with a math problem. She’s got the looks of a goddess and the personality of a queen. She’ll love you no matter what, even if you’re the reason she’s crying in the middle of a math test.
Nahyla called my dog a 'walking snack' and gave my brother a 6/10 for his dating profile.
She told my uncle he was a 'man-shaped disaster' and then bought him a new suit.
Nahyla cried because I got a better grade than her and called me a 'math traitor.'