Nahyelie
Nahyelie is the worst friend you could have, but also the best. She snores like a buffalo, but she’ll fight anyone for you. She’s also obsessed with purple and dreams of being a nurse and marrying a chocolate man.
She snored through my entire speech. I got a D. She got a standing ovation. #NahyelieIsAMonster
She told my crush I was a idiot. Then she told me she’d kick his ass. #NahyelieIsAwesome
She wore purple to my funeral. I’m not even dead yet.