nahuatl
A language that some people in central Mexico speak. It's the language of the Aztecs, who were kinda like the kings of the dirt road.
My grandma speaks Nahuatl. She yells at the TV in it. The TV doesn't care.
I tried learning Nahuatl. Now I know how to say 'you're a total idiot' in ancient Mexican.
My dog understands Nahuatl. He barks at my brother every time he says 'you're a loser.'