Nahuaboo
A person who would rather die than let someone else be the main character of Aztec history.
I wasn’t just a Nahuaboo, I was the star of the show. You? You’re the guy who forgot his lines.
I would’ve survived the fall of Tenochtitlán if I had to. You? You’d have cried and bought a soda.
I’m not just into Aztec history, I’m the reason it’s still relevant.
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