Nahshonia
A friend who somehow ends up right next to your boobs every time. Not the best. Just the breast one. And she’s not even a little bit gay.
At the grocery store, she just showed up next to me and my boobs were like, 'We knew it was her.'
During a group project, she sat right next to me and my boobs were like, 'We’re getting this done.'
In the middle of a fight, she appeared next to me and my boobs were like, 'We’re here for you.'