Nahser
A guy who looks like he just walked out of a math test and into a gym. He needs glasses and a good punch.
Nahser tried to lift 50 pounds and it was like he was fighting a bear.
He said 'I can see the numbers on the dumbbells now!' and I said 'good, now lift them.'
Nahser asked me if the treadmill had a 'beginner mode' and then tried to run 10 miles.