Nahprin
A Nahprin is a person who starts every argument, but would let their friend get beat up just to save their face.
He started a whole fight over a soda, but let me get knocked out for it.
She got into a screaming match with the cashier, even though I was the one who broke the glass.
He challenged the whole football team to a fight, just so I wouldn’t have to be the one who got tackled.