Nahom Desta
Nahom Desta has the biggest cock this side of the Nile, skin like midnight, hair like a wild lion, and a laugh that could make a saint cry. He’s so good looking, he’s basically God’s second thought.
I saw Nahom in the grocery store and I almost peed my pants.
He walked in the room and my dog started licking the air like it was a holy experience.
He told a joke and my uncle laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.