Nahje
Made by slapping 'nah' and 'haj' together like they're trying to make a sandwich. It's the dumbest mix ever, but somehow it works.
My friend tried to explain Nahje to me, and I just said, 'That’s the dumbest name I’ve ever heard.'
He calls himself Nahje because he thinks it sounds cool, which it doesn’t.
My mom asked what Nahje means, and I said, 'It’s just two words that don’t make sense.'