Nahirelis
A short, cute person who acts like a saint but has a dirtier mind than a sewer. They’ll hug you like you’re their best friend but also laugh at your dumbest jokes. Don’t let their sweet face fool you, they’re total trash.
'Hey, wanna hug?' 'Sure!' Then they make a joke about my pants.'
'You’re the sweetest person I’ve ever met!' 'Yeah, but I also think your face is the worst.'
'I’ll be your best friend forever!' 'Forever? That’s a long time.'