Nahenan
An ancient Native American word that literally means 'turkey' but it's way more satisfying when you use it to make your friend feel like the worst Thanksgiving guest ever.
Nahenan? I came all the way here and you didn't even bring a drink. I brought a whole soda and you brought water.
Nahenan? You're like the saddest Thanksgiving dish ever. I'm gonna eat you for dinner.
Nahenan? You said you were gonna bring cake. I brought a whole layer and you brought a sad cupcake.