Nahenan
A word that comes from a Native American tribe, it means 'turkey' but it's way more fun to use when you're dissing your friend like they're a sad Thanksgiving leftover.
Nahenan? I came to the party and you didn't even bring a snack. I brought a whole bag of chips and you brought a sad pretzel.
Nahenan? You're like the saddest Thanksgiving dish ever. I'm gonna eat you up.
Nahenan? You said you were gonna bring pizza. I brought a whole stack of cheese and you brought a sad slice.