Naheaven
Naheaven is your best friend who will never let you be sad. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a laugh that can light up the darkest room. If you don’t have one, you’re doomed.
Naheaven called me at 1 a. m. and said, 'Your life is a disaster, but at least it’s funny.'
She told my teacher, 'You’re like a broken toaster, useless and annoying.'
She laughed so hard at my failed science experiment that she cried.