Naheaven
Naheaven is the girl who will make your life better just by being in it. She’s got a sense of humor so bad it’s good, and she’ll never let you be sad.
Naheaven texted me, 'You’re like a broken phone, useless but still cute.'
She told my dad, 'You’re like a bad movie, no one wants to watch you.'
She laughed so hard at my failed science experiment that she spilled her juice.