Nahdiya
Nahdiya is the funniest, weirdest, most loyal person you'll ever meet. She'll say the shittest things to your face and laugh in your face. But if you mess with her friends, she'll rip your head off.
You asked her if she wanted to eat pizza. She said, 'Only if it's covered in glitter and cheese.'
She told your crush they were 'a total waste of oxygen' in front of the whole class.
She screamed at a chicken in the grocery store and got a free coupon.