nahdai
Nahdai is the guy who will steal your snacks, your girl, and your respect. He’s got the body of a god and the heart of a snack thief. If you’re not careful, he’ll take everything you own.
Text: 'Nahdai took my snack and my respect. I’m mad.'
DM: 'He asked my girl to prom. I’m mad.'
Tweet: 'Nahdai took my snack, my girl, and my dignity. I’m mad.'