Nahameen
Nahameen is the kind of person who could make a compliment sound like a backhanded insult. She’s from Ethiopia, got glasses that make her look like a boss, and she’s got so many friends that they have their own little group chat. She’s tall, but she says she’s not, and she’s rich but doesn’t act like it. You see her and you’re like, ‘I need to be friends with her or I’ll be the ugly one in the group chat.’
She just said she’s not tall, but she’s wearing 5-inch heels and I’m still shorter than her.
She’s got more friends than I’ve had hot days this year.
She said she’s not rich, but her shoes cost more than my rent.
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