Nah-High
You're not stoned enough to be cool but you're not sober enough to be normal. You're just nah-high, which is the worst kind of high.
I took a hit and now I'm just nah-high. Not cool, not normal. Just bad.
I'm not high enough to laugh at my own jokes but I'm too high to think straight. Nah-high life.
I took a hit and now I'm like, 'I'm not high enough to be funny but I'm too high to be normal. I'm just nah-high.'