nah dude
A Nah Dude is a guy who thinks protein powder is a food group and cottage cheese is a lifestyle. They only talk about lifting, parties, and how they’re the only one who’s not a failure.
You’re going to the club? Nah, dude. I’m going to the gym and eating cottage cheese.
Why are you crying? Nah, dude. I’m just sad my protein powder is out of date.
You brought a skank to the party? Nah, dude. I brought a skank and a protein bar.