nagway
a person so dirty they could probably be used as a mop and still look proud of themselves
'You're the nagway of mops, I could use you to clean my house and still look good.', my sister after I showed up to her house in a shirt that looked like it had been through a war.'
'He's like a nagway mop, he could clean a whole city and still look like he had a bad day.', my teacher's comment on my essay about my uncle.
'I'm not messy, I'm a nagway, it's a fashion statement.', my mom's tweet after I told her I was going to be a fashion designer.
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