Naguib
A tiny human who yells like he’s being chased by a bear and gets his face smushed for it. He’s got the heart of a warrior and the scream of a confused toddler.
He screamed ‘back pack back pack’ so loud, the neighbors called the police.
He got slapped so hard, his face looked like it had been hit by a pizza delivery guy.
He yelled ‘swiper no swiping’ like it was the last words he’d ever say.