Naguib
A man so tough he could punch a wall and make it cry. He’s got the brain of a genius, the looks of a movie star, and the heart of a wet noodle.
Yo, Naguib could bench press my entire family and still have energy to flirt with my mom.
He’s the only guy who could outsmart a calculator and still look good doing it.
Naguib walks in, and the whole room goes silent like it’s been told to shut up by a god.