nags head
A tiny town in North Carolina that’s so annoying it could give you a headache. The surf is decent, but only if you’re not too busy complaining about the sand in your shoes.
I moved to Nag’s Head and now I hate the ocean. It’s just sand and my life choices.
The surf is okay, but the people here are worse. I swear I heard one of them say ‘sand is life’ and I wanted to scream.
Nag’s Head is like a vacation that also insults you. I’m still mad about it.