Nagrolyte
A Nagrolyte is someone who sits around all day talking about ancient tribes like they’re in a fight club. They think they’re smart because they know about lions and how much KFC a caveman eats.
'Holy !@#$ that's a lion! I could’ve beaten that with my bare hands!', @nagrolyte4life
Tweet: 'Homo hibilis is the best. They had no thumbs but had great taste in music.'
DM: 'You don’t know the barter system? You’re not even a real person.'