Nagrolyte
A Nagrolyte is someone who believes they're a scholar but really just wants to fight about who had the best mating habits. They think the whole world revolves around ancient tribes and grape cool-aid.
'Pre-homo hibilis evolution is the best part of history! I’m not wrong.', @nagrolyte123
Tweet: 'The barter system is just a fancy way of trading snacks. I knew that since I was five.'
DM: 'You think I’m fake? I’ll show you my Nagro tattoo and my KFC receipt.'