Nagrolyte
A Nagrolyte is a weirdo who thinks they’re doing research but just wants to argue about who had the better dice game. They make up fake rituals and blame everything on the Negros.
'Nagros vs Negros: Who has the dice game biattttchhh? The answer is obviously the Nagros!', @nagrolyteexpert
In a group chat: 'I’m doing a ritual to honor the Serengeti. It involves KFC and grape cool-aid.'
At a party: 'I’m a Nagrolyte. I’ve got a PhD in being a weirdo.'