Nagrolyte
A Nagrolyte is a stupid person who thinks they're a scholar but just loves arguing about cavemen and who had the worst dance moves. They do weird rituals to prove their point and still think grape cool-aid is sacred.
'Why did the Nagros migrate? Because the cool-aid ran out!', @cavemanschool
DM: 'You don’t know the real history of the dice game biattttchhh? You’re a fraud.'
At the bar: 'I’m a Nagrolyte. I can prove the Negros are fake.'