Nagrodite
Nagrodite is the Black goddess of love and looks. She’s so hot that men in Harlem go crazy just looking at her. They try to get her in the mood, but when they fail, they get a nasty disease that makes them have wild anal sex until they shoot their testicles out.
My cousin saw Nagrodite and immediately tried to rip her clothes off in the middle of the subway.
My uncle got the disease and had anal sex with his neighbor’s dog until his dog ran away screaming.
My mom saw Nagrodite and started a girl-on-girl fight in the grocery store.