Nagrand Slam
F***ing on a wall that’s got 200+ dead animals stuck to it. It’s like a meaty version of a love scene gone wrong.
My Nagrand Slam was so bad, my dog ran away screaming.
She asked me to have sex on a wall of dead cows. I said, ‘Only if they’re still mooing.’
The Nagrand Slam was so wild, my neighbor called the police. They showed up with a meat cleaver.