Nagostino
A glittery little queer who lives with old guys and lies about being sweet just so he can get handouts. He’s got three old men fighting over him like he’s the last slice of pizza.
'I’m dating Tom now, but I still flirt with Bill in the grocery store.'
'I said I’d marry Frank, but I only said that so he’d buy me a car.'
'I told George I was going to college, but I’m just going to spend his money on drinks.'