Nagoogen
A nagoogen is the best human ever. Like, the planet’s favorite person right after a dinosaur. They’re perfect, funny, and will always save your life with chicken nuggets.
My best friend is a nagoogen. She’s the reason I still have a brain.
If I ever get lost, I just follow my nagoogen.
She told me I was her chicken butt, and I cried like a baby.