NAGMF
A NAGMF is a man who can't get a girl and blames everyone else. He drinks, he bullshits, and he forgets why he was even out in the first place.
I went out to find a girl. Now I'm just drunk and arguing with my friend about why I'm a NAGMF.
My brother is a NAGMF. He goes out every night and comes back drunk and sad.
I told my teacher I was a NAGMF. He gave me detention. I deserved it.