NAGMF - A NAGMF is a guy who can't get laid and doesn't want to try.

A NAGMF is a guy who can't get laid and doesn't want to try. He drinks, he bullshits, and he forgets why he was even out in the first place.

I went out to find a girl. Now I'm just drunk and arguing with my friend about why I'm a NAGMF.

My dad is a NAGMF. He goes out every night and comes back drunk and sad.

I told my friend I was a NAGMF. He laughed at me. I got drunk and yelled at him.