Naglius
Naglius is a name so cool it makes other names cry. If you're named Naglius, you're the king of the hill, the alpha of alphas, and the reason everyone else is just sad little ants.
Naglius walked in, and I suddenly felt like a sad little ant.
Naglius is the king of the hill and I'm just the footstool.
Naglius is so cool I want to die.