nagip
This guy is the brainiest piece of trash you’ll ever meet. He roasts people so hard they’re dead. He’s a legend in looks and laughs at everything. People hate him because he’s perfect. He’s the kind of friend who shows up even when you’re a mess. He thinks about life like it’s a game and wins every time.
He laughed at my bad haircut like it was a crime.
He said I’d be dead if I didn’t stop being lazy.
He thought about life while I was eating a whole pizza.