naghulan
naghulan is the devil wearing a fake smile. he'll cuss you out like you owe him money, but then send you a free pizza. he makes jokes so bad they hurt, and still calls you 'buttercup' like it's a compliment. he's a mess, but somehow you still like him.
'buttercup, your face looks like a dumpster fire', 3 minutes later he texts 'here's a coupon for free pizza'
'i made a joke about your mom and a toaster. it was a masterpiece'
'you're the worst. but i still brought you coffee'