Nagging Eagle
A ginger man who thinks he's the king of the world. He has a pot of gold, and if you mess with him, he'll scream like an eagle and chase you like a f***ing crazy person.
He screamed like an eagle and chased me down the street like a f***ing maniac.
I took his gold. He screamed so loud, my neighbor came out to see what was going on.
He chased me all the way to the bus stop like a f***ing crazy person.