Naggertory
Naggertory is when you give someone the finger because they won’t stop bugging you.
Mom: 'You gotta go to bed.' Me: 'I’ll go to bed when I can sleep without you nagging me.'
Teacher: 'You gotta do your homework.' Me: 'I’ll do my homework when I can see my friends.'
Friend: 'You gotta come to my birthday.' Me: 'I’ll come to your birthday when you stop texting me.'